true stories...

warning: author is in an incredibly pained condition and the following should not be taken TOO seriously. author also apologizes if anybody is offended especially if it is one of the very few friends of the author...

Hate List:

• suet mei
• kenneth
• chia ling
• shaun aka egghead
• cucumber yjl
• chi yee
• see tho
• suet mei...:)
• (insert ones name, you are qualified to enter this list if you are good in maths...any forms of maths)

i honestly dislike maths. as mentioned before in my previous post, i am an absolute dunce in maths. not those crazy people who moan when their ADD maths is an A2 mind you, but a seriously challenged gal who has....deep dark secret....Failed before!! (people still want to be my friends? =) i never ever had an interest for maths which is a bad thing because maths is probably one of the most important subjects there is. as a matter of fact i dislike it so much that i commited a crime in my more definitely youthful days.

i think i was 5 and i was given this huge text book full of simple maths questions, you know la, those addition, subtraction stuff. it belonged to my genius bro who only did half. so....my mom sets a number of pages that i am supposed to to each day. i tried!! i really did!!but i simply hated it and it was compounded by the pages my bro had completed. perfect score! with nice handwritting to the boot. so since the text book being printed on cheap kajang paper-like erm..paper, i actually tore out the pages that i didnt like to do...(shamefaced) and hid them under my bed. sob....and to think that was only the beginning of my hate-hate affair with mathematics....

why am i suddenly harping on this subject you say? its because that what a dumb dumb fool i am! i swore to myself that i would never do, take or involve myself with anything maths after SPM. and....now, in a levels, i am taking chemistry, biology and............WHAT????!!! Maths??? the intensity of what i feel can be seen in the exclamation marks...on monday i have an math exam. sigh...its not like i fail but i still feel like crap when compared to suetmei(the maths brain & devil) and samantha( maths brain & angel). why do they torture me so? why is it that suet mei, my best friend is opposite of what i am? waaa and the injustice of her not doing homework and still score bugs me! sigh..maths must be understood i guess. it seems that me and maths will be like same charged magnets for a long long time...wished i took eng lit.

hehehehehe. survived? so sorry lor. i couldnt tahan la. had to let it out. truly, some of the things that had made me feel stupid, inferior, slow,bodoh, bangang.....etc etc is math. only the people who has experienced "the total pits" can understand the feeling of a 60 over marks of difference in add math marks. sigh....put yourself in my smelly shoes.

anyway, names mentioned above are totally innocent of any crimes except they good (bloody good!) in maths. if offended than...sorry lor. :) peace ok?

next topic...i got into the first fight with my mother ever! hoiyo, so scary. i never see her like that before. i think its because of menopause. the reason...hehehe private la but both of us were at wrong. anyway it happened when we were both alone at home during the 7pm show on tv2. my dad was outstation. after the fight. we sat in silence while watching the cantonese serial....the silence lasted till two days later when i called my mom at work to.....ask where was my lunch....hehehe. after the loooooong silence was broken, everything back to normal and now next week we plan to go shopping. yep, i really think it was because of menopause. :)

(insert maniacal laughter) i really cant wait to go to genting on wednesday! i ahve wanted to go for like 6 months but you noe la, there are many onak dan duri yang menghalang diriku daripada mencapai keinginan hatiku.....hehe. so i am going to be absolutely crazyyyyy on wed. pity suet mei dont you? she say she going to sleep in the bus wor. i am coming with a camera. see the connection? i wonder if she snores....other than that, some of my college mates are coming too. and one of them are bringing her friends. i hope there are some yummy guys (like going to kena makan only ...) coming so that i can.....be really friendly and ...make friends lar!

i am in pain!!! i have muscle pull inmy left calf! i have no idea how i got it since i didnt exercise at all! heck, all i do is walk from my room to the living room, bathroom and kitchen. why? so pain! and i just got a very vindictive ulcer which only hurts only when i smile. so if you see me and i am not smilling, its because of the ulcer..or i dont like you. tee hee hee....

its 3 am....and i am not sleepy. and just wanted to leave a message to oliver...that is if he has wasted precious time wading through my rubbish to get here. hello! i dont think we have ever been introduced..have we? i just simply knew you by someone pointing you out to me. anyway i enjoy going to ur blog and especially love when you use photos to make up a completely hilarious stories on poor unsuspecting friends. and i do hope that you can continue writing and dont pass the baton to me! i am a horrible unupdated blogger! dont burn out and i hope that your coming holidays will bring more stuff to blog a bout. farewell my active imagination-ed friend!

wah...i really can merepek. even to someone i barely talk to. :)

i have a few small notes to leave for some people...

• chia ling: i really want to go ice-skating lar babe, so when you have time, energy and feel that you can tahan to see my face, tell me!! and you shall be rewarded with the pleasure of seeing me on my bon-bons. may you have a happy day, every day!
• chi yee: plz change my poor misspelled name at your blog la. and sleep more will ya? you sound scary on msn without enough sleep...and dont lose the receipt! and say hi to your sis for me! and...have fun at VI....dont do something i would..(go after guys!) goodnight!!!
• suet mei: ehem she claims that she is sweet...i leave it to you to think about that. suet mei ar...i dont know how often you read my blog... so i am not sure if this is going to be any help. hehe. i am going to lie to you about something soon! beware! muahahaha. i so like to be her friend! a million years ago she admitted under torture that i was..."quite nice" ('',)

so ends this entry....with a lot of useless info, i hate you's, more trash and a relieved blogger who has gotten the rubbish out of her system. amazing what being awake at 3 am can do. till next time, XOXOXO <3